What would happen if marijuana were legalized tomorrow:

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What if that were a reality ?  If the lefty loons at the state capitol in Sacramento legalized marijuana tomorrow. Well I for one would no longer worry about prosecution, hiding my bong or buying that extra bag of cheetos because of paranioa  (I think the store clerk knows I smoke weed).  No none of those things would happen, But lets take a look at what would really happen.

1.  Honey Baked Hams changes it’s slogan to ” Dude, we should get a ham. Like a whole ham. Totally.”

2. Little Debbie will be voted the first female President of the United States,  It’s the first time a President has ever been elected based on their delicious baked snack cakes.

3. People start eating Dominoes Pizza again, Who would ever guess this one wow. Thats right people will forget how terribly it was eating the worst food in the world.

4. People in WalMart parking lots holding their keys up in the air trying to set their alarms off will quadruple.

5. We will find out that the entire NBA was already smoking weed – all of them.

6. People will have to take out a second mortgages on their house to buy more lighters that they keep on losing. (And the list goes on & on)

Dudes it’s totally awesome totally,  Keep up a good heart enjoy life and remember only smoke weed in your bathroom and for God’s sake don’t answer the front door, Laugh people laugh.


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